Its 15th Jan already?? Time flies, hai. 😀 The thing is there is no bijulee these days when I am in the mood to write something and when there is, I am either sleeping or playing Rockbank unplugged on my psp.. 😀
2011 ended on a really fucked up note. I arrived Pokhara after 830 hrs of bike ride only to find out that I had lost my wallet along the way and along with it my money, credit cards, ATM cards, license, ID’s. So, yeah I was actually happy to wave goodbye to 2011 since it has been a shitty year. 2012 hopefully will be better hola.
So, yesterday we had THE Chinese prime minister visit Nepal after 10 years arey and BRB’s crew made sure they notice how immature our government officials are when it comes to expressing diplomatic etiquette. I was just watching over TV and Prachanda waved goodbye at least 9 times to the PM and one of the government official actually pulled the PM’s arm. I think BRB forgot that crash course on diplomatic behaviors our government official needed hola because the last diplomat they actually welcomed was Rakesh Sood and about him, well, the less said the better..hehe. Also the previous PM visit had been cancelled because our big mouthed BRB and his wing man Narayan Kaji were hyper excited and had to spill the beans about the Chinese PM’s visit in every tea party they attended ani ta khaish thulo bhaag.. hehe
Aile taa, you can’t drink and drive in Kathmandu. If the cops find out that you have been boozing and driving, you go to mamaghar for a night and this applies to everyone, even if you are Paras Sarkar kyare. So, how do the cops find out if you are drinking and driving? Well…they use the (not so) latest technology called “Haaaa Garnush”. Yes, you actually have to “Haaa garing” on the cop’s face and he will decide whether or not you are drinking and driving. So, if you had some harmless mocktails in your friend’s birthday and you see the cops checking on your way home..well, Say your prayers. hehe.
Oh, our loadshedding schedule will change from tomorrow arey. So, the NEA will provide bijulee for 10 hours a day arey (I have the habit of seeing the glass half full :D). Thank you NEA for the 10 hrs of bijulee. We are looking forward to the 2 hours of bijulee a day soon. Please don’t disspoint us la.. hehe. This country is amazing. We have actually managed to adapt to such extreme conditions that 10 hours of bijulee a day actually sounds like bliss.
Talking about fuels, Nepal Oil Corporation is running out of fuels to meet the demands plus they are also running out of budget to distribute new year bonus to its staffs arey so the government has to feri provide kunni katti million ko grant arey. Its good, its good. You guys keep up with monkey business while we wait hours in line to get 5 litres of petrol run our FUCKING bikes.
So basically, when the government is making a fool out of themselves in front of the national and international media, we will be happy with any amount of bijulee we get to charge our whatever stuffs that needs to be charged to run our daily life, and wait hours in line for the fuel and wait for things to change hai.