Warning: This is a very very satirical post. (I had to mention this after the first comment I received) 😛
In the wake of the recent earthquake (wow..that rhymes..hehe), the international media have left no stones un-turned to make it feel like Nepal is all in rubble and all the Nepalese are waiting for aid and the western world to come and help us. India (our self proclaimed big brother because size does matter) made their daily soap from mother who just lost her child trying to let the world know how she was feeling to giving live demos on “How to rescue trapped survivors?” asking rescue worker about the equipment and how it worked and “not slightly bothering them” because the world needs to know how the rescuers saves people rather than actually saving them. Yes, they did all they can to help Nepal. Thank you Indian Media. Those who created and retweeted #gobackindianmedia are just anti-Modi who are funded by Pakistan and I agree with whoever said that first. Yes, funded, you heard it right – they were being paid “Rs 1.” for every retweet. Only they never said where to claim that amount. Without the help of the Indian media, we would not be seeing this day. But now that all is over, I wonder where they are because #dontcomebackindiamedia pretty much trending as well. Damn, if only life was how tweets trended, I would be #playingplaystationrightnow or even #havingmassagebecausemyfeethurts. hehe.
Anyways, much have been said about the cool works they did, I just want sum up *8 reasons you should absolutely not travel to Nepal”.
1. Only 10 out of 75 districts are affected:
2. Only 1 out of 10 National Parks is affected:
3. 0% of National and international airport affected:
4. Only 3 out 8 UNESCO World Heritage Sites affected
5. 100% highways unaffected:
6. Only 2 out of 35 trekking routes affected:
7. 90% of hotels are unaffected /safe:
8. 100% communication running smoothly:
The above statistics shows that Nepal is not able to take any visitors right now as the international media has been portraying Nepal. Yep, we are all waiting for the west to come and save us from this disaster.